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Comment by Jasmin Silver-Moon on October 12, 2012 at 3:37pm

Comment by Elspeth on October 12, 2012 at 12:25pm

Lmao :D
Can't get in much for a few days - except to read ....still laughing. I liked the sunshine one and the plastic bag one too. Thanks for this xxx

Comment by Catherine Sarah Hislop on October 12, 2012 at 5:24am

Navy Officer Cutting Through

 

A Navy officer of a Naval Aircarft Carrier Ship was cutting through

 the crew's quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor

reading a magazine with his feet up on the small table in front of him.

 

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"Sailor! Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?" the officer

demanded.

 

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"No, sir, but we don't land airplanes

 

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on the roof either."

Comment by Catherine Sarah Hislop on October 12, 2012 at 3:55am

Comment by Linda M. on October 11, 2012 at 5:51pm

Okay, that's it!!!

Having a bad day?  Just come in here for awhile!

Comment by Catherine Sarah Hislop on October 11, 2012 at 5:33am

 

Space Monkeys

 

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys

and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when

they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle

and got ready to send them up into space.

 

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As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced,

 

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"This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!"

 

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At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's

engines ignited and the shuttle took off.

 

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Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission

 control to Monkey Two. Initiate!"

 

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At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle

separated from the empty fuel tanks.

 

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Another two hours later mission control announced, "This is mission control

to the astronaut..."

 

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At this the astronaut responded "I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't

touch anything."

Comment by Elspeth on October 10, 2012 at 11:37am

Comment by Elspeth on October 10, 2012 at 11:36am

Hes a bit on the creepy side is Father Jack.

Comment by Elspeth on October 10, 2012 at 11:35am

Lmao I went to a Catholic school as a child and I cannot help but laugh at the 'Fathers' ...

Comment by Elspeth on October 10, 2012 at 11:34am

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