Linda M.'s Blog – March 2018 Archive (2)

DEAR MRS. WOLF

Dear Mrs. Woolf,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in

our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban

both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other

people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in…

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Added by Linda M. on March 16, 2018 at 5:45pm — 12 Comments

~teaching 4th grade

I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the students the beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked them to provide original endings for each one. Here are some examples of what my students submitted.

The grass is always greener when you leave the sprinkler on.

A rolling stone plays the guitar.

The grass is always greener when you remember to water it.

A bird in the hand is a real mess.

No news is no…

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Added by Linda M. on March 9, 2018 at 5:43pm — No Comments

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