After two years, I FINALLY got my husband in to a doctor.  He filled out all the paperwork and changed the docs name on insurance card 3 weeks earlier.  He went in, and they talked, and she wouldn't take him....presumably because he cancelled a boatload of apts. with his other doctor.  I need to see what is in that medical file.  He's a pain because he needs to see a doctor, but if no doctor will see him....he gets worse.  He's reaping his rewards from being an ass....but he still should be…

A wife is dreaming in bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts, "Quick, my husband is home!"  Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.  -who's guilty?-

You shouldn't take time off work, when your boss can't even remember your name.

My son said this to one of his friends that he had gotten a job for.  It must have been late at night because it struck me funny......even though it's true.

Can anyone out there tell me about how much a professional web page should cost?  Also for a one person small business, how many links should I have?  Links?????  Thanks.

A theif broke into my house last night.....he started searching for money.  So, I woke up and searched with him.

Sleep is the best meditation.

~Dalai Lama