excerpts from THE BRO CODE~How I Met Your Mother(yes, I bought the book)

ARTICLE 112
A Bro doesn't sing along to music in a bar.
exception: A Bro May participate in karaoke.
Exception to exception: No chick songs.
ARTICLE 114
If a Bro must crash on his Bro's couch for an extended period of time, he shall offer to split the cost of toilet paper and the cable bill if said period exceeds two weeks. If he stys longer than a month, he shall offer to contribute some rent. If he stays longer then two months, he shall steam clean the couch or have it incinerated, which ever is more applicable.

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